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Dear New York City,

In breathing in the air tonight, it appears that there has been some confusion.   To clarify, today is 4.12, not 4.20.  Now I understand that hannukah is celebrated for 8 days, but the 8 day duration of hannukah does not apply to 4.20.  Although some of the students I work with may appreciate such an extension, the parents of prospective students I work with do not.

In the future, please take your pre 4.20 celebration activity to Amsterdam where it is 4.20, 365 days a year.

Thanks,
Katrina